Laanat.

wait, WHAT?!
Are you serious, Mr. Ricksha man?

I cant pay you three hundren fucking rupees for a fifteen minute ride.
No, no, NO, you listen to ME.

I hate arguing with ricksha walas. Theres just something about that whole setting that is uncomfortable for me; him sitting on his rickha throne and me standing with money in my hand trying to get him to bring the price down. and people staring as they pass. and other ricksha walas giving me disapproving looks.

KEEP YOUR LOOKS TO YOURSELVES, RICKSHA DUDES.

Three hundred ruppes! I can buy credit with that money and call people who have ufone numbers... I CAN TALK TO THEM FOR SIXTY SIX HOURS with that money.

Thats how many hours I can talk to people for with ufones awesome package.

And no, ufone is not paying me to do this.

and even if I were to ask them to pay me, I WOULD CERTAINLY NOT RIP THEM OFF.

Ricksha man, you are ripping me off. I have never paid over one twenty and that too was one of those times when i didnt have time to bring the price down because even THAT is too much. I just took the same ride a few hours ago and paid the guy eighty. HE ASKED FOR EIGHTY.

You know what? Why dont we stop another ricksha man and ask what he would charge me for the same ride.

Yeah, Ima expose you, you overcharging, bearded, toothpick chewing man.

We will see whos right and whos wrong in jussst a minute.

Other ricksha man: Three hundred.

...Saray milay huay hain BC.